Nobooty is safe.

thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.

you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.
image like what even image look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. image are you smarter than a fifth grader? image no I’m fucking not.

drbrucebananer:

luceateis:

there is an increasingly fine line between night blogging and night vale blogging


kumagawa:

noveena:

GUYS THE SIMPSONS JUST DID A FREAKING SNK CROSSOVER

this is so painful to look at


gogoinsane:

what

the japanese fandom needs help

as soon as possible

this is very important

okaymad:

burns in primary school be like

image


sixpenceee:

A moonbow is a rainbow caused by moonlight. It’s a bit fainter than an actual rainbow. Moonbows are rare because moonlight is not very bright. A bright full moon is needed & it must be raining opposite the moon. The sky must be dark and the moon must be less than 42º high. (Source) (You may also like: 360 degree rainbows)


jademere:

Painting of Amaterasu

jademere:

Painting of Amaterasu


dinojay:

Bloodstone Academy is just plain weird, even to a Hogwarts professor. 

It’s okay, Carlos is going to have plenty of time to get accustomed ;)

(THIS IS SO SILLY I’M SORRY)


hlbmlp:

retrogradeworks:

gothiccharmschool:

brainvomit:

In case you didn’t know, October is learning disability awareness month! Also, you probably didn’t know I have one, since the general reaction I tend to get is “you don’t /look/ like you have a learning disability”.

That’s partially why I made this, because people seem to think you’re branded with it on your forhead when in real life it’s not like that at all—In fact, that mentality is probably what hurt my academic career for so long, because people with Dyscalculia often excel in other areas! I remember a lot if teachers/classmates/my own parents telling me to ‘just try harder’, because to them it seemed like I wasn’t applying myself. Dyscalculia is also not a ‘popular’ learning disability that’s talked about, it’s a pretty common occurance for me to have to give an explanation to others who think I’m ‘lazy’, so I figured this is a little educational as well as personal.

Those with Dyscalculia have trouble with*:

•Counting, estimating, and measuring. •Learning math facts (like addition, subtraction, multiplication, ect). •Problem-solving skills. •Concepts of time and navigation (scheduling, telling the diffrence between directions). *Among other things, but those are the most common.

●Here are some Dyscalculia resources:
•Learning Disability Association of America- [ldaamerica.org/types-of-learning-disabilities/dyscalculia]
•National Center for Learning Disabilities- [ncld.org/types-learning-disabilities/dyscalculia/what-is-dyscalculia]
•Dyscalculia.Org

●Think you have Dyscalculia? Test yourself (Don’t self-diagnose, bring your results to your parent/school counselor/therapist and discuss further testing)
•[cohenkadosh.psy.ox.ac.uk/test-yourself/are-you-dyscalculic]

I did not know that Dyscalculia was a diagnosis that existed until a few years ago. Once I knew, it felt like I was aiming a flashlight back at my school career, finally able to see some things clearly. Ask me to read a novel and write a term paper overnight? Sure, no problem. Ask me to do a times table? Blind, near-sobbing panic. 

Even now, if I have to do basic multiplication, if it’s not something that had a song from Schoolhouse Rock, I … I’m not sure I can do it.

This is all well and good, but as Tumblr is want to do, there are gonna be a lot of people who don’t realize the difference between disliking math and having an actual, diagnosed and discussed with your psychiatrist/therapist disability.

I seriously only passed my math classes from lots of help from a teacher and a friend who recognized my problem to friends who got fed up with me and did the work for me. I still dread the though of when i was a cashier people would change their amounts of change on the fly and then start screaming at me because it took me “too long” to figure out the amounts. People still dont see a disability and i get teased a ton for it. Including bosses, strangers, friends and my mother and agh. I hate it. This is a real thing and it does matter. No i do not “need to practice math more” or i “should have studied better in school” dangit i got a scholarship because of my grades and was in the honors programs throughout high school and college. Just because im unable to numbers and math does not make me dumb or a butt of your joke.

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

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lmpandora:


…But yesterday, when he called me, he started his call by saying, “I am calling for personal reasons. Also, my calculations show a strange source of energy approaching the town, but not emanating the kind of light that such a source should.”  - Episode 27, First Date
Originally posted in instagram [x]

Cecilos for my 19th inktober entry! Been re-listening to the podcast recently, and I suddenly missed these two (when they were STILL IN NIGHT VALE TOGETHER/SOBS) And something that’s a non-angsty Cecilos from me, for once? :p

lmpandora:

…But yesterday, when he called me, he started his call by saying, “I am calling for personal reasons. Also, my calculations show a strange source of energy approaching the town, but not emanating the kind of light that such a source should.”  - Episode 27, First Date

Originally posted in instagram [x]

Cecilos for my 19th inktober entry! Been re-listening to the podcast recently, and I suddenly missed these two (when they were STILL IN NIGHT VALE TOGETHER/SOBS) And something that’s a non-angsty Cecilos from me, for once? :p

imaginehanniballecter:

Ah you’re watching Silence of the Lambs? I love that film. The way they just [clenches fist] silence all those lambs

 - Break the Targets (Slowed Down)
193,033 plays

mubrowser92:

senilesnake:

chibi-pit:

I was expecting something demonic

Instead I got the most beautiful sound in the world

Sounds like the 80’s ass soundtrack to some action movie.

its called vaporwave