i kinda liked the background by itself too
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
you were saying
This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.
Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Apparently the jellies have lost their ability to sting because of lack of predators in the lake and you can swim with them!
WAIT BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE COOLEST PART: These jellyfish carry small populations of algae inside their bodies and derive much of their nutrition from the sugars that the algae produce. The jellyfish follow the sun across the lake each day and rotate continuously, so that the algae are always getting maximum sunlight exposure for photosynthesis. Then at night they dive to deeper parts of the lake so the algae can absorb nitrogen. It’s one of the best examples of endosymbiosis in action and it’s KICKASS.
FLOATY FRIEND CABBAGES
*remember embarrassing shit i did last year*
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART
When it’s only about 25C/77F degrees, but you’re like
Seriously this counts as a heatwave where I live
IT IS NOW 27C/80F PLS SEND hELp
APPROACHING 30C/86F TODAY AND MY APARTMENT IS LIKE
For anyone visiting London: the essential pilgrimage stops
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
the worst part is that i can’t even tell if this is a joke or not
Taking a three second break from my hiatus to post this because I was born an artist because of this. This was my destiny